For my forever friend I would walk to the end of the world & through the fiery pits of hell, If she need me. I have the greatest respect for this old wise woman. So following instructions take the vow of Forever Friend’s & Make loads of great memories Because we don’t live forever but memory keep on going for eternity.
For the activation of CALL FOR HELP you must stand on your doorstep when very drunk and early hours of the morning, Take a deep breath and shout at the top of your lungs HELP HELP for no apparent reason just because your intoxicated. Your friend will be guaranteed to be jumping over your fence with a worried look on there face, but be aware not all bff’s want to be a supperfrend & can get mad at you for using this call.
Always look up to your taller and older friend as it is very rude not to give eye contact when spoken to.
Uponvisiting your bff to save your seat you must place your nickers on the floor neatly making sure there right beside sleeping boyfriend, before leaving collect on return placing back into pocket. unless when you return to your place you find your bff hart broken as she found strange underwear that’s fallen from partners pocket !!.
Shop till you drop. dance till your feet hurt & drink lots of brandy and be merry & happy.
Whenever you are singing on the karaoke you stomp your feet loudly at the same time as swinging your hips in a dance like movement from side to side and wave your arms in air in a frantic manner then sing very loudly.
Don’t forget to use the full length of the dance floor when you are strutting your stuff seen as your bff & yourself are the best ever dancers in the whole world.
when you are Taking a drunken trip to morcombe, don’t forget the peeing possession. Stand in front of bff’s mum then pull one’s pants down facing fat arce into mothers face then pee…..
When needed be kind and give your shoulder to cry on be supportive and understanding/ only use the foot up the back side in sever cases of perthetic Ness
